One Guy Just Doesn’t Care (15. June 2007, 14:48 by Derek) ~ Eh.
It’s been one of those weeks where you can really feel the love in Tacoma. Daniel Blue professed it in poetry; Love Tacoma came together to celebrate her; and some cool trains are headed her way.
But does everyone really love Tacoma? A recent survey revealed some interesting statistics about how Tacoma residents feel about their city. Of the 199,600 residents of Tacoma:
122,386 absolutely hands-down love Tacoma.
77,213 don’t like Tacoma, would rather be in Seattle, but can’t afford it or are too apathetic to move.
1 is totally and utterly indifferent to the city. His name is Greg Severson, age 29. Exit133 managed to track him down Thursday.
Exit133: So you don’t like Tacoma.
Greg Severson: S’ok, I guess.
But it’s not awful?
It’s not bad. I mean, I don’t dis like Tacoma.
You just …
Don’t see what all the fuss is about, either.
Now most of the city, 61% of us anyway, love Tacoma, but 38% of the city hasn’t come around yet and would rather live in Seattle. But 0.0001% of the population—i.e., you, Greg Severson—don’t care.
I’ll tell you a story. I went to the Love Tacoma night on Tuesday. I thought it was going to be a singles party and that I’d get some love from the ladies, you know? Like the name promised. But I got there and they were all “Oh, Tacoma, I love you! You’re so dreamy!” And they had no love left to give the Greg-meister because they were so into Tacoma.
So I was like, forget that. And I went to a party the next night that was entirely filled with people who would rather be in Seattle. I thought I’d have better luck. So I started talking up this pretty blonde and she was like “Oh, I only date men who live in Seattle. That’s the only way I’m going to get out of this one horse town.”
I guess I see your problem.
Next week I’ll be unveiling IndifferentTacoma.com for people like me who just. don’t. care.
But, Greg, there are no other people like you. That’s what the survey said. Some of us believe Tacoma is a great place with real potential, others of us believe she’ll always be living in Seattle’s shadow, and you believe—what do you believe?
I believe Tacoma … exists. Tacoma is a city, that’s what I believe. Tacoma is. I don’t think I’d want to get any more specific than that.
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Huh, that fits exactly who I would have imagined Greg Severson to be …
http://www.south-prairie.k12.nd.us/education/staff/staff.php?sectionid=59&PHPSESSID=7ab4bb5d955cbee05a5ed2e54
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1 | Posted by Krysta | Jun 15, 03:13 PM
IndifferentTacoma.com is awesome. Best web site I’ve seen in a long time. Way to go, Greg!
2 | Posted by Erik Hanberg | Jun 15, 03:24 PM
IndifferentTacoma.com is awesome. Best web site I’ve seen in a long time.
I think it’s decent, but needs work. It’s super messy and overall boring. Needs to be reskinned. I bookmarked it regardless.
3 | Posted by IT guy | Jun 15, 04:51 PM
It’s been one of those weeks where you can really feel the love in Tacoma. Daniel Blue professed it in poetry
Yeah. Here’s a Tacomic of him reading his poetry downtown.
4 | Posted by Erik B. | Jun 15, 08:00 PM
Obviously this survey is skewed but the cool pie chart makes up for it. I wonder if we are supposed to make something about the Blue and Red sections – is it true that Tacoma Republicans would rather be in Seattle?
Almost every newbie I have ever talked to, when asked how they feel about Tacoma, responds with something like, “I don’t know” or, “I can’t quite get a handle on Tacoma” or “the jury is out”.
Perhaps there is only one person who is indifferent but the survey should have queried if the responders were ambivalent…
I think the poet who truly expresses ambivalence towards Tacoma is David Fewster – equal parts love and disdain for the Gritty City balance into ambivalence.
5 | Posted by beerBoy | Jun 16, 06:48 AM
I’m not defending Mr. Severson by any means, and someone please check my math, but doesn’t one (1) person out of a population of 199,600 (1/199,600) actually equate to a full 0.0005% of said population, not a mere 0.0001%?
Saying he represents 0.0001% of a population of 199,600 would mean Mr. Severson would have to be 0.1996, or 19.96% (less than 1/5) of a whole person. Oh, I get it.
9 | Posted by Dave L. | Jun 17, 10:39 PM
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