Sassy is a drinking, smoking, karaoke singing, girl about town. Our resident advice columnist, she is on call (and dubiously qualified) to answer questions ranging from Love to the Stock Market. Her background is mostly a mystery, and her resume we’ve found, was mostly padded.
Ms. McButterpants enjoys fresh baked bread, My Little Ponies, and the smell of gas.
Once a tender young idealistic lady with her head full of dreams, she’s now older, wiser, a tad bitter, and ready to help the young ladies and gentlemen of Tacoma avoid the many mistakes she has made in the name of love. When not accidentally overindulging on cheap beer and singing Karaoke for Collin and Danny Ray out on the town, her ideal Friday night is spent curled up on the couch with her cat, a case of PBR, and a stack of self-help books.